clint can have an entire secret family w a shitty ass throw away explanation?? bruce can fall on Natasha’s boobs and we’ll call that a romance?? steve can kiss the niece of one of his great loves right after her funeral, even tho there’s no build up and no tension? we can have an Android // human romance???? but it’s too far fetched to give us one (1) scene showing that valkyrie is canonically bisexual? or keep a scene with a lesbian couple in black panther?? or let steve rogers b bisexual with a soft spot for brunettes, especially considering the most consistent and intricate relationship built in the mcu is between two males(steve // buck)?? OKAY