My friend and I were having an argument about the avengers and she was telling me that Captain America is the most useless avenger. And I was literally so appalled I didnā€™t know what to say:( can you help? Or can anyone help me?

captainevans:

of course i can help you tell your friend you agree:

yeah steve rogers is so useless that mjolnir has deemed him worthy enough to wield it

yeah steve rogers is so useless that his strength, endurance, agility, speed, reflexes, durability, mental processing, and healing are at an astronomical level of natural human capabilities and that the serum in his body constantly replenishes itself, making him almost demi godlike in lifespanĀ 

yeah steve rogers is so useless heā€™s a master tactician and his teammates constantly defer to him in battle or on missionsĀ 

yeah steve rogers is so useless heā€™s a master martial artist/acrobat/parkour enthusiast and is considered one of, if not the best, hand to hand combatants in marvelā€™s universe, cinematic or comicĀ 

yeah steve rogers is so useless he has an eidetic memory and can memorize maps/faces/locations/details by looking at them only onceĀ 

yeah steve rogers is so useless he can calculate physics in a nanosecond to throw his shield with astounding accuracy

yeah steve rogers is so useless heā€™s highly skilled in espionage, intelligence gathering, infiltration, and sabotage

yeah steve rogers is so useless heā€™s fluent in multiple languagesĀ 

yeah steve rogers isnā€™t so useless he has one of the strongest moral compasses

yeah steve rogers is so useless the other avengers would trust him with their lives in a heartbeat

get better friends you donā€™t need this kind of negativity in your lifeĀ 

ruffaled:

starkravinghazelnuts:

WIRED just posted this video of the Russos breaking down each hero in Avengers: Infinity War:

Hereā€™s what they said about Tony Stark:

ā€œTony Stark is Iron Man. I think in a lot of ways he is the heart and soul of the Marvel Universe.ā€ – Joe Russo

ā€œTony Starkā€™s powers are fascinating because they basically come from his mind. They come from his scientific knowledge, his brilliance, his intelligence, and his sort of aspirations. It allows you to sort of track a journey in his character and watch him evolve and sort of better himself through the use of these powers.ā€ – Anthony Russo

ā€œHeā€™s a fascinating character. Heā€™s a character we love because heā€™s eminently flawed. And we like characters that are challenging and that express their humanity. And I think Tony Stark does that as well as any of the characters. He started off as a narcissitic alcoholic and grew into a hero, which I think makes him eminently relatable, and why he signifies what the Marvel Universe stands for ā€“ that notion of character first and heroes are defined through the choices that they make.ā€ – Joe Russo

ā€œHe has one of the most exciting power sets of any of the characters.ā€ – Anthony Russo

ā€œHeā€™s a character we love because heā€™s eminently flawed. And we like characters that are challenging and that express their humanity.ā€

Friendly reminder that morally vanilla characters that tick all the boxes on Tumblrā€™s purity tests and have zero flaws are actually boring as hell.

goldenshuri:

peterssquill:

shelteredlivin91:

misssingingintherain:

peterssquill:

thor ragnarok is literally 18x funnier when u realize the grandmaster knows whatā€™s going on the entire time. he is telepathic and can read minds so he legit just let shit go down just for fun bc heā€™s such a drama hoe

itā€™s true http://marvelcinematicuniverse.wikia.com/wiki/Grandmaster#Powers

So essentially Jeff Goldblum was paid to be Jeff Goldblum

r u trying to suggest that jeff goldblum is telepathic

are you trying to suggest that heā€™s not

ironarm:

scott lang is an under appreciated character who needs more appreciation and love because heā€™s a great dad (grandma),, has a healthy relationship with his ex and her husband, tries to get past his mistakes, does right by the people he loves and is so genuine and funny that people overlook his character as a character relief,,,

give him more love!!

lotstradamus:

finnhudsoninoz:

c-is-for-circinate:

ā€¦hey Harry Potter fans, weā€™re all in agreement that Dumbledore brought the Philosopherā€™s Stone to Hogwarts in Harryā€™s first year as a test to see whether Voldemort was paying attention and what sort of state he was in, now that Dumbledoreā€™s chosen champion was old enough to hold a wand, right?

Like, Harry learns what magic is and itā€™s time to start moving towards the full and final destruction of Tom Riddle Junior, so Dumbledore has a chat with his long-time alchemy friend whoā€™s been keeping this thing safe for literally six centuries straight, and ā€˜borrowsā€™ the easiest source of immortality he can find as bait for a trap to lure Voldemort out into the open so Dumbledore can get the lay of the land to prep for the next seven years.Ā  This is canon, right?

Yes, this is canon. In none of the other books is the climactic array of trials set up as a video-game dungeon perfectly tailored to the skillsets of three specific children. Hermione and Ron are drafted into this war quickly.

Draco gets so much shit for trying to kill Dumbledore but honestly who wouldnā€™t