thor watching that captain marvel trailer: hey valkyrie you should date this girl,, valkyrie put down your drink and come look @ this funky little lesbian
thor ragnarok is literally 18x funnier when u realize the grandmaster knows what’s going on the entire time. he is telepathic and can read minds so he legit just let shit go down just for fun bc he’s such a drama hoe
your fave steve rogers: tony stark. the tony stark. billionaire, genius. you’re probably one of the three smartest men in the entire world. you’re as tough as they come. you invented hardcore. the avengers are lucky you’re on our side.