+ so much has happened since i last saw you! i lost my hammer, like yesterday, so that’s still fresh. then i went on a journey of self-discovery. then i met you.
1. Steve Rogers is not just some dumb soldier who follows orders, he thinks outside the box and asks questions and considers consequences.
2. Peggy Carter had plans to eat that boy alive before he became a delicious roast beefcake in Howard Stark’s hottie machine.
3. I don’t understand people who didn’t enjoy this movie.
LAUGHING FOREVER AT #2 BECAUSE PERFECTION
Roast beefcake is just added bonus:
everybody wanted to eat that roast beefcake
Seriously. In the taxi cab she was totally planning on taking his virginity.
And then he got all beefy and she was like “Shit. Heart of gold AND pecs that could crack a walnut between them? How am I supposed to deal with this?????”
The nurse in the background is just thinking “Do it. Do it for all of us. Do him for all of us”
Have only seen this post in screenshots and I’m honored to come across it now
of course i can help you tell your friend you agree:
yeah steve rogers is so useless that mjolnir has deemed him worthy enough to wield it
yeah steve rogers is so useless that his strength, endurance, agility, speed, reflexes, durability, mental processing, and healing are at an astronomical level of natural human capabilities and that the serum in his body constantly replenishes itself, making him almost demi godlike in lifespan
yeah steve rogers is so useless he’s a master tactician and his teammates constantly defer to him in battle or on missions
yeah steve rogers is so useless he’s a master martial artist/acrobat/parkour enthusiast and is considered one of, if not the best, hand to hand combatants in marvel’s universe, cinematic or comic
yeah steve rogers is so useless he has an eidetic memory and can memorize maps/faces/locations/details by looking at them only once
yeah steve rogers is so useless he can calculate physics in a nanosecond to throw his shield with astounding accuracy
yeah steve rogers is so useless he’s highly skilled in espionage, intelligence gathering, infiltration, and sabotage
yeah steve rogers is so useless he’s fluent in multiple languages
yeah steve rogers isn’t so useless he has one of the strongest moral compasses
yeah steve rogers is so useless the other avengers would trust him with their lives in a heartbeat
get better friends you don’t need this kind of negativity in your life
WIRED just posted this video of the Russos breaking down each hero in Avengers: Infinity War:
Here’s what they said about Tony Stark:
“Tony Stark is Iron Man. I think in a lot of ways he is the heart and soul of the Marvel Universe.” – Joe Russo
“Tony Stark’s powers are fascinating because they basically come from his mind. They come from his scientific knowledge, his brilliance, his intelligence, and his sort of aspirations. It allows you to sort of track a journey in his character and watch him evolve and sort of better himself through the use of these powers.” – Anthony Russo
“He’s a fascinating character. He’s a character we love because he’s eminently flawed. And we like characters that are challenging and that express their humanity. And I think Tony Stark does that as well as any of the characters. He started off as a narcissitic alcoholic and grew into a hero, which I think makes him eminently relatable, and why he signifies what the Marvel Universe stands for – that notion of character first and heroes are defined through the choices that they make.” – Joe Russo
“He has one of the most exciting power sets of any of the characters.” – Anthony Russo
“He’s a character we love because he’s eminently flawed. And we like characters that are challenging and that express their humanity.”
Friendly reminder that morally vanilla characters that tick all the boxes on Tumblr’s purity tests and have zero flaws are actually boring as hell.
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