clint can have an entire secret family w a shitty ass throw away explanation?? bruce can fall on Natasha’s boobs and we’ll call that a romance?? steve can kiss the niece of one of his great loves right after her funeral, even tho there’s no build up and no tension? we can have an Android // human romance???? but it’s too far fetched to give us one (1) scene showing that valkyrie is canonically bisexual? or keep a scene with a lesbian couple in black panther?? or let steve rogers b bisexual with a soft spot for brunettes, especially considering the most consistent and intricate relationship built in the mcu is between two males(steve // buck)?? OKAY
You know what I think about a lot? Tony Stark reeling in the
wake of Civil War, going on 72-hour work benders, trying to clean up everyone’s
mess and whip the Sokovia Accords into shape and rebuild the decimated team and
figure out how he can build Rhodey a new spine and forget about a metal hand
squeezing the life out of his mother, and when Happy reports back to him about Peter
he hates himself a little for holding the kid at arm’s length, but everyone who’s
in his orbit eventually ends up getting hurt and it’s better for everyone if he
keeps his distance, but that doesn’t mean he’s not keeping tabs on the kid and
sometimes at 4.30 in the morning when stress and anxiety and too much coffee
won’t let him sleep he sits in his office and listens to Peter’s inane voicemail messages and can’t stop the helpless smile from tugging on his lips as he learns about a
kind old lady buying the kid a churro and for a moment he feels a little less
alone and broken.
why is tony blond in avengers 4 like did the stress turn his hair white? did he have a Crisis™ and bleach it? did he suck in so much super soldier serum through steve’s dick that it changed his hair color? i need answers
Watching Ant-Man for the first time and it’s incredible holy cow. The characters are incredible I love this, it’s a whole different tone than the franchise but it also fits right in!!!
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