captainevans:

of course i can help you tell your friend you agree:

yeah steve rogers is so useless that mjolnir has deemed him worthy enough to wield it

yeah steve rogers is so useless that his strength, endurance, agility, speed, reflexes, durability, mental processing, and healing are at an astronomical level of natural human capabilities and that the serum in his body constantly replenishes itself, making him almost demi godlike in lifespan 

yeah steve rogers is so useless he’s a master tactician and his teammates constantly defer to him in battle or on missions 

yeah steve rogers is so useless he’s a master martial artist/acrobat/parkour enthusiast and is considered one of, if not the best, hand to hand combatants in marvel’s universe, cinematic or comic 

yeah steve rogers is so useless he has an eidetic memory and can memorize maps/faces/locations/details by looking at them only once 

yeah steve rogers is so useless he can calculate physics in a nanosecond to throw his shield with astounding accuracy

yeah steve rogers is so useless he’s highly skilled in espionage, intelligence gathering, infiltration, and sabotage

yeah steve rogers is so useless he’s fluent in multiple languages 

yeah steve rogers isn’t so useless he has one of the strongest moral compasses

yeah steve rogers is so useless the other avengers would trust him with their lives in a heartbeat

get better friends you don’t need this kind of negativity in your life